December 2010
44 posts
Guess who's coming to dinner...
Thanks to Pottery Barn for remembering to buy figs!
Guess who's coming to dinner...
Thanks to Pottery Barn for remembering to buy figs!
Feeling possessive...
Gary had no idea who The Mather was, but he got the message loud and clear not to mess with his iced tea.
Fruits of your labor...
As Elaine grabbed her arm in pain, Gary realized he had unleashed the awesome power of the Voodoo Pear.
Fruits of your labor...
As Elaine grabbed her arm in pain, Gary realized he had unleashed the awesome power of the Voodoo Pear.
Horsing around...
Gary admitted to being a tad alarmed by the rocking horse’s lack of maternal instincts.
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See what Martin and Gareth are up to…
Schooner or later...
Good news, Gary. Another couple has declined our New Year’s Eve invitation because our living room makes them seasick.
Pining for something...
Gary and Elaine came home from a day of returning gifts to the disturbing site of a Christmas tree striptease.
Gary’s busy finishing off all the egg nog, but Martin and Gareth are already back at it…
Shape up or ship out...
Gary regretted telling Elaine last night’s lobster could have been fresher, but he had to admire her creativity in this most recent display of passive aggression.
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Something wicket this way comes...
Gary was none too pleased with Smith’s lackadaisical attitude towards the afternoon’s croquet match, and he vowed it would be their last.
Shape up or ship out...
Gary regretted telling Elaine last night’s lobster could have been fresher, but he had to admire her creativity in this most recent display of passive aggression.
Pining for something...
Gary and Elaine came home from a day of returning gifts to the disturbing site of a Christmas tree striptease.
Something wicket this way comes...
Gary was none to pleased with Smith’s lackadaisical attitude towards the afternoon’s croquet match, and vowed it would be their last.
Going the distance...
Gary decided to officially test Elaine’s claim that the couch was just a hop, skip, and a jump to the kitchen.
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From the hands of babes...
We just left Eva in her crib with some twigs, and look what she came up with! We have to admit though, we’re a little disappointed it’s in french.
Surreal estate...
Gary and Elaine firmly believe it’s never too early to teach kids about the real world, so they had no choice but to evict Charlotte from her bunk bed condo for being late on her HOA dues.
From the hands of babes...
We just left Eva in her crib with some twigs, and look what she came up with! We have to admit though, we’re a little disappointed it’s in french.
Surreal estate...
Gary and Elaine firmly believe it’s never too early to teach kids about the real world, so they had no choice but to evict Charlotte from her bunk bed condo for being late on her HOA dues.
Tan-tastic...
Gary, I’d really prefer it if you watch only beige TV shows in this room.
Tan-tastic...
Gary, I’d really prefer it if you watch only beige TV shows in this room.
Waxing nostalgic...
After lighting the wicks, Gary listened with a heavy heart as the squirrel and porcupine discussed their plans for that night.
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Putting up walls...
It was supposed to be just another Sunday of doing some work in the shed, until Gary was faced with the dreaded Side Table Standoff.
Holidaze...
Gary, I don’t know if there’s another bird inside the inner bird. Quit philosophizing and finish decorating the tree.
New folks in town...
Meet Gary and Elaine’s neighbors Martin and Gareth in the brand-spankin’ new Magazine Living on Curbed National!
That's a wrap...
Elaine, are the pillows enough to prove I love movies? Is the floor popcorn too much?
Take these broken wings...
Unable to face another night of listening to Gary and Elaine argue about the correct pronunciation of “Nevada,” the bird statue wandered hopelessly to the edge of his mirrored perch.
Food for thought...
Gary threw down his napkin in disgust when he realized tonight would be yet another Giant Pear dinner.
The best part of waking up...
Gary thought Elaine’s bedding choice was particularly cruel, given his recent vow to give up caffeine.
Putting up walls...
It was supposed to be just another Sunday of doing some work in the shed, until Gary was faced with the dreaded Side Table Standoff.
Get crackin'...
Elaine decided to take Gary up on his bet that he could “finish any bowl of nuts in one sitting.”
RSS Feeds...
When Gary broke Tumblr on Monday he managed to fix everything but the RSS feeds. He’s working on it. Elaine would like to point out that if people are getting their posts through RSS feeds they most likely won’t see this.
Stick with it...
Gary resented Elaine’s nagging tone every time she told him to put his twigs back in the dresser.
Wheels are turning...
Elaine, you know my Napping Couch is where I get all my gift ideas, so if you didn’t want a tandem bike for Christmas you shouldn’t have put that picture there.
A feat of meat...
Far too comfortable to make the effort, Gary unsuccessfully tried to sweet-talk Elaine into passing him one of his giant beef jerky rods.
Driving me crazy...
I don’t want to take all the credit, but the roads have been a lot safer since I got these toys for Gary to act out his road rage.
Tine after tine...
Gary was really looking forward to a weekend of kicking back and knocking out a few chapters of Fork.
Sands of time...
Elaine, just once could we have a conversation without you saying “your time starts now” and flipping that thing over?