October 2011
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Happy Halloween from Martin & Gareth!
A bone to pick...
It was years later when Elaine finally remembered that Gary’s Uncle Tony had been waiting for them to come over and listen to him play the violin.
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Chair and chair alike...
The two cool chairs were ready to go out and party, but they were once again delayed by Lloyd, the nerdy bookworm chair.
Waxing poetic...
Believing that the imprisoned candles were wrongly convicted, the candle townsfolk gathered for the kind of vigil for which they were best known.
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Sticking his neck out...
Gary always looked forward to Halloween, the one time of year Elaine allowed him to display his Headless Portrait collection.
Prepared for anything...
Elaine, it would take you less time to get ready in the morning if you didn’t insist on seeing how your outfit looks while you’re holding a buoy.
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Out on bale...
Gary was uneasy about Elaine’s suggestion to have Thanksgiving dinner in a barn, but he had to admit the hay added a nice texture to her usually bland pumpkin bisque.
The story goes on...
His painstaking work finally complete, Gary’s only regret was that at the very bottom of his makeshift side table was the sequel to the book he just finished.
Playing with fire...
Some people disagree with our choice to leave Gary Jr. at home by himself, but Elaine and I can’t imagine what could go wrong.
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This little piggy went home...
Gary loved the sense of morbid power he felt as he tossed pork sausages onto Elaine’s precious piggy plates with a satisfying thud.
Sense of direction...
Maybe it’s mean that we want her to move out Gary, but at least we’re presenting some options.
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No margarine for error...
Gary buttered his toast with unapologetic enthusiasm despite the judgmental glare of the owl family.
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Sticking out...
To ensure crispiness, Elaine always waits until just before her guests arrive to put out the twig bowl.
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In the zone...
Gary, did I just hear a marble roll off the Designated Marble Mat? Well did I?
Makin' bacon...
The pig knew he should be grateful just to have a job, but he had to admit, some days were a struggle.
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Standing his ground...
Elaine was no longer skeptical of Gary’s claim that he didn’t know how to make coffee.
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Displaying for keeps...
Elaine would never forget the day she and Gary tried to light dice on fire, or the day they played Scrabble in a field while she mended his shirt, or the day they stole their neighbor’s jewelry.
Nuts to you...
Gary had finally had it with Elaine’s raw food diet.
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Lead a horse to water...
Unsure of how much the new horse lamp would drink over the course of a day, Gary and Elaine set out an extra water bowl when they left for work.
You're so vane...
Gary didn’t know how he and Elaine survived before they had a weather vane to indicate which direction the stacks of books were.
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Getting lit...
With last year’s scars finally fading, Gary reminded himself that at this year’s Harvest Party he should take an pear before Elaine lights the candles.