November 2011
31 posts
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No exit...
It took some effort, But Gary and Elaine finally figured out how to keep their kids from getting up too early.
Full of hot air...
And so the tiny adventurers were launched into a journey known as “Around the Mudroom in 80 Days.”
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You're grounded...
Gary was too agitated to appreciate the humor in the fact that he didn’t possess the faculties to make coffee until he’d had his coffee.
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Happy Thanksgiving from Gary & Elaine!
Gary and Elaine’s Thanksgiving guests knew the drill by now: approach the host table and say what you are thankful for. If Gary and Elaine approve, grab a bale of hay and have a seat.
Poor image quality...
I don’t know why it’s so hard to find a decent mirror, Gary. Our old one made me look ten pounds heavier, and this one makes me look like I have paintbrushes dangling from my shoulder.
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Bearing down...
Upset with Gary & Elaine’s newer, more modern decor, the mama bear made a dramatic play for their attention.
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Ruffling feathers...
All Francis the two-dimensional bird ever wanted was to frolic on the lamp with the others.
A chip on his shoulder...
Gary, I put out some snacks for you and the guys. I assume they prefer their chips dry and eaten with a fork like I do.
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Electrolyte it up...
Great news Elaine! I finally figured out what to do with all those Gatorade flavors I hate.
Creature comforts...
Listen Elaine, just because we can’t come up with an appropriate pun doesn’t mean Earnest the Guinea Pig shouldn’t get a stocking this year too.
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On the same page...
Gary was glad he wasn’t the only one embarrassed by Elaine’s literary choices.
Lacking direction...
Gary, leave the end table where it is. You should know your way to the kitchen by now.
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Pouring it on...
No Gary, I said, “Why don’t we put some books and pictures on the shelves.”
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A royal disappointment...
“Sorry Gary,” Elaine said, removing the pea from under the bottom cushion. “I guess you’re not a real princess after all.”
Sitting duck...
Kathryn didn’t appreciate Gary and Elaine’s passive aggressive reminder that she had broken one of their chairs at last year’s dinner party.
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To the rescue...
The owl assumed her fate was sealed, until she heard the familiar clip-clop of her old pal Lightning.
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No reflection on you...
The mirror test complete, Gary and Elaine faced the terrifying fact that they were growing vampire berries.
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Grape expectations...
Elaine, I’m stumped. Barney doesn’t like the Pinot or the Syrah.
Creature of habit...
Gary, this is exactly why we bring the furniture in at night.