April 2011
29 posts
All fun and games...
It only took one beer to get Gary to try the old “hat full of apples” gag he was so fond of pulling on Elaine.
Low tide...
Another slow day for Gary’s coral and starfish dusting business.
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Lord of the manner...
Gary was proud to practice one of Emily Post’s lesser-known rules of etiquette: candles placed on books should always be at a 39-degree angle.
A regular room...
Just to be on the safe side, Gary and Elaine have increased both their dietary and household fiber.
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Custard's last stand...
There are two important elements to my famous strawberry custard, Elaine. One is making it on the kitchen floor. The other, of course, is kale.
Ship shape...
Satisfied with the completion of his model sailboat, Gary set out to find a very large bottle to put it in.
Shine a light...
Gary and Elaine woke up early to find a lantern family at their back porch, demanding breakfast.
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A sour note...
After failing to receive the pictures of lemmings he’d requested for his birthday, Gary vowed to work on his diction.
A word from our sponsor...
Nothing says summer to Gary and Elaine like sitting out back and watching old truck commercials.
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Paying respect...
Gary was thrilled that his Shrine to Tiny Oars was finally complete.
Throwing a hat in the ring...
Let me put you on hold a second, Nancy. This conversation demands a hat change.
Take a number...
Satisfied that he’d gotten enough practice in today, Gary decided to treat himself and stow away his counting board a little early.
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Metal of honor...
Kids! Dinner! Last one to the table gets the tetanus stool!
Hedging your bets...
Elaine, the next time you’re going to put my hedge ladder out of service, a little heads up would be nice.
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Shelf life...
Right then and there, Elaine vowed never to leave Gary home by himself again.
Haves and have-knots...
I don’t care how much you paid for the Decorative Rope Knot Elaine; if I can’t start my car with it, it shouldn’t be be hanging on a key hook.
Throwing in the towel...
Exactly how messy were you expecting cutting one kiwi to be, Gary?
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Something foul...
Rory was quite disturbed to wake up and see that the Visitors had earned another run while he was sleeping.
Playing dirty...
Despite his mild-mannered appearance, the seashell was getting pretty fed up with the starfish’s “there’s soap in my dish” victory dance and was quietly plotting his revenge.
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Sneak attack...
Call my mirror use excessive Elaine, but with all these creepy starfish around I’ll be darned if I expose myself with a blind spot.
In full view...
…Because, Elaine, I’ve always wanted to know what I look like in the bathtub, and you so stubbornly refuse to take a picture.