August 2011
30 posts
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Hidden treasure...
Don’t be silly Gary, I’d love to display your old class pictures. How about directly behind our laundry paraphernalia?
Strung along...
Gary, it’s almost 7. Did you decant the wine and set out the felted yarn balls?
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A man with a plan...
Gary detested the new birdcage light fixtures so much that he accepted Elaine’s sarcastic challenge to come up with something better.
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You're fired...
I’d prefer to have the candles inside the bags, but Gary keeps burning himself because he assumes lunch is inside them.
Fight or flight(less)...
Gary, be sure not to nap in your rattan pod too long; I’ve heard the ostriches feed in this area. Gary? Gary!!!
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What's the word...
Gary, just because you won one Scrabble game against me when you had your wipe-off board of fake geometry and your uncle’s old boxing gloves with you doesn’t mean it’s going to work every time.
Goofing around...
Gary, I’ve tolerated your cousin Slappy staying with us until he gets back on his feet, but I draw the line at doing his grocery shopping.
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Finding balance...
It was just Buster’s luck: finally perfect the cup-on-the-head trick and no one’s there to witness it.
Gary, Elaine, Martin, & Gareth are getting together for a road trip to get an early start on gourd shopping and will be back August 22!
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A fine line...
Gary, do you know why a producer from “Hoarders” just called me?
Collecting dust...
Maps? Gary, what about your passion for books and twine?
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If the shoe fits...
Gary didn’t know how to approach Elaine with the suspicion that her visiting college friend was, in fact, an elf.
Listen carefully...
Well of course it didn’t work, Gary. I said go fly a kite.
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Fruits of his labor...
I’m not sure why Elaine wanted tomatoes in the lanterns, but I’ve been hauling them in my tiny wheelbarrow all day.
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Winner's table...
Gary and Elaine’s dinner guests always loved the anticipation of discovering whether they would be that night’s lucky recipient of the Napkin Twig.
Losing value...
At night, when everyone’s asleep, two items in Gary’s drawers meet to fight for the coveted title of Most Useless Desk Object.
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A fruitless pursuit...
After yet another week of receiving neutral bedding instead of produce, Gary and Elaine figured it was time to cancel their farmers co-op membership.
Picture this...
It wasn’t until leafing through The Works of Vincent van Gogh that Gary felt inspired enough to embark on his “Bowl of Chips” photograph series.
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As time goes by...
Tired of listening to his constant refrain of “even a broken clock is right twice a day,” the other clocks banished ol’ rusty to the lower quadrant.