September 2011
34 posts
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Pardon my French...
No Elaine, you take out the trash. I’m busy plotting my takeover of Paris.
Hay now...
Well, maybe next time Mr. Jeffers will think twice before parking on our lawn.
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On a tight leash...
Elaine, keep my dinner in the oven for now; I need to take the dog pillow for a walk first.
Tricked out...
Gary was determined to re-create Houdini’s famous feat of escaping from an eat-in kitchen with only a frayed napkin, palm frond, and decorative platter.
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Hitting a sour note...
My mistake, Gary. When I said “music would be nice,” I should have specified that I meant listening to it.
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Supplies party...
Elaine suspiciously eyed the the ruler Gary was using and was nearly certain he had swiped it from the Decorative Office Supply shelf.
Not my type...
Gary, isn’t already hard enough for you to get out of bed in the morning?
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Bowl-a-rama...
It’s still a few hours until dinner, but if you’re hungry please help yourself to a pear, artichoke, or small wrapped gift.
Wiping up...
Elaine didn’t buy enough flowers for the centerpieces, but Gary knew that this was where his extensive background in napkin arranging would finally pay off.
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Showing it off...
I can’t believe it took us this long to finally frame our twigs, torn book pages, and lucky number 8.
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Life lessons...
It was clear the time had come for Gary and Elaine to have “the talk” with Carter: starfish should always be symmetrical and beige.
Sitting pretty...
Elaine was pleased that Gary had achieved a new high score in the Chair Identification Exam.
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It's a stretch...
We could get her a step stool, Elaine, but I think it’s important for Gabrielle to learn that you can’t always reach your dream.
Weighing the options...
Fine, you win this one Elaine. This iron chain is heavier than air.
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Office hours...
Gary, it’s late. Finish filing the pets and let’s go to bed.
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A real basket case...
When organizing the office baskets, Gary, just remember that each one gets either a mini clipboard with a number or a small clock face.
Fall into place...
The summer decorations sat dejectedly on the porch, trying to sneak a look inside at the lucky gourds being taken out of storage.
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Bagging it...
These rattan bags have been a real godsend. It used to be nearly impossible to tote our glass water jug around town.
Making an entrance...
Gary, don’t forget to wipe your feet and leave your wet umbrella before walking into the brick wall.
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Making it brighter...
Desperate for a better life, the floor lamp crammed in her architecture studies whenever she had a free moment.
A rare breed...
Gary! One of the dog plates is getting frisky. I told you we should have had them fixed.