February 2012
23 posts
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The writing on the wall...
“Not every piece of art requires a response,” Gary said, removing Elaine’s Make Every Joke Funnier print from the adjacent wall.
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The grater good...
A quick glance at her place setting told Renata that Gary and Elaine hadn’t forgiven her for requesting extra Parmesan on her fettucine at the last dinner party.
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Put a fork in it...
It may have seemed unnecessary to label the flatware, but having witnessed Gary’s embarrassing attempt to scoop guacamole with a wine glass at last year’s picnic, Elaine wasn’t taking any chances.
Cutting a rug...
Their pal Lloyd savagely tied up as an example, the area rugs huddled together in fear and vowed never to disturb Gary’s reading again.
Homophoning it in...
I’m not taking the blame for this decorating mishap in Gary Jr.’s room, Elaine. What kid is interested in plains?
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Free space...
His poker night canceled at the last minute, Gary returned to find his assumptions of what Elaine did when she was home alone to be frighteningly accurate.
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Have a heart...
Wow, a corkscrew inside a ramekin, you shouldn’t have, Gary. I take it this is your way of telling me you forgot to make dinner?
Scooping it up...
Elaine’s love of watching Gary struggle with the apple outweighed her desire to inform him that just because something is in a bowl doesn’t mean it’s meant to be eaten with a spoon.
Table talk...
Despite the persistent dull thuds of individual apples being dropped on the floor, Elaine refused to give in to Gary’s passive aggressive demand for a coffee table.
Turned-down service...
Elaine is the ultimate hostess, even when sending Gary to sleep on the mudroom bench for the night.
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Spring into action...
Unusually warm winter weather meant an early glimpse at the annual mating ritual of the male chair offering the female its cushions
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It's up to hue...
Elaine, can you bring me something to drink, preferably something that matches the chaise cushion?
The great escape...
Elaine, we can argue about who left the door open later. For now let’s concentrate on catching the hutch before he makes it to the street.
The art of the matter...
Oooh Gary, I love these new paintings so much, they definitely deserve to be in the prominent display area between the sofa and the wall.
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Guest-ing game...
Gary and Elaine’s friend Alan Smith always appreciated the personalized guest towels, but could do without the dig at his ever-changing roster of girlfriends.