Gary and Elaine’s Thanksgiving Weekend Schedule
Thursday: Deep-fry turkey. Have dinner in dining room #6.
Friday: Line up early at Pottery Barn to replace incinerated, peanut oil-soaked deck furniture
Saturday: Switch out gourd display with bowl of glittered chestnuts
Sunday: Get a jump on this year’s caroling.
Happy Thanksgiving! We’ll be back on Monday.

Gary! I’ve told you a hundred times that when you clear the table you always finish with a sweep for neighborhood children